一部低俗的片片:精子是怎样射出去的?

作者:赵公子 http://www.bullogger.com/blogs/zhaowei/archives/283321.aspx

发现一个万恶的资本主义的低俗片片。。像老夫这样一个阳光,单纯,天真,矜持,得体,鸡鸡积极向上的社会主义青年,这种东西当然只是用来练英语听力滴。。

故事背景:在人体大脑的大型控制中心里,“工作人员”不断接收发布着各种信息,了解外界指挥身体。。

多说两句:这个片片是『Everything you always wanted to know about sex』(中文译为《性爱宝典》)的其中一小段。是美国的天才导演 伍迪·艾伦 自编自导自演的一部很搞的科教片。伍迪在片中扮演那个戴个黑框眼镜一脸苦相的精子。

对了,这部片子诞生于1972年。

再多说两句:如果你也对短片中工人们操作某大型器官时的那段合唱曲目感兴趣,告诉你那就是著名的《共和国战歌》。自己去搜吧。

  Battle Hymn of the Republic

  Mine eyes have seen the glory
  Of the coming of the Lord;
  He is trampling out the vintage
  Where the grapes of wrath are stored;
  He hath loosed the fateful lightning
  Of His terrible swift sword;
  His truth is marching on.
      
  I have seen Him in the watchfires
  Of a hundred circling camps
  They have builded Him an altar
  In the evening dews and damps;
  I can read His righteous sentence
  By the dim and flaring lamps;
  His day is marching on.
  
  Chorus
  Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
  Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
  Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
  His truth is marching on.
  
  I have read a fiery gospel writ
  In burnished rows of steel:
  ”As ye deal with My contemners,
  So with you My grace shall deal”:
  Let the Hero born of woman
  Crush the serpent with His heel,
  Since God is marching on.
  
  He has sounded forth the trumpet
  That shall never call retreat;
  He is sifting out the hearts of men
  Before His judgement seat;
  Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him;
  Be jubilant, my feet;
  Our God is marching on.
  
  Chorus
  Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
  Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
  Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
  His truth is marching on.
  
  In the beauty of the lilies
  Christ was born across the sea,
  With a glory in His bosom
  That transfigures you and me;
  As He died to make men holy,
  Let us die to make men free;
  While God is marching on.
  
  Chorus
  Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
  Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
  Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
  His truth is marching on.

 

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