笑话

送交者: 吃书 [布衣]

两位意大利男人登上公车。他们坐下后开始一段生动的对话。坐在他们身旁的一位女士起初不在意,但她的注意力很快就转到其中一位的谈话内容上去:

“艾玛先高潮,然后我高潮。接下来两个屁股碰到一起,我又高潮一次!两个屁股,它们又碰到一起。我又高潮,撒了两次尿。最后我高潮一次。“

女士忍无可忍,“你这个满嘴脏话的有性瘾的猪,” 她愤怒地讥讽。

“在这个国家我们不在公众场合大声谈论我们的性生活!”

“嘿,冷静一下女士,” 男士说;

“到底谁在谈论性生活? 我不过在告诉我的朋友怎么拼写 ‘Mississippi’!” (Mississippi是美国南部的一个州名)

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following;

“Emma come first; Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more, “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly!

“In this country we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man;

“Who talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘ Mississippi ‘!’

2 responses to “笑话

  1. 这个笑话要懂点英语的人才看得懂。

    看来意大利人也像有些华人一样,爱在词末加元音,有些华人把time读成“太母”,这里的老意把m读成“艾玛”,把last读成“拉丝塔”。

  2. 嘿嘿,真搞。

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