电脑密码(笑话)


A lady helps her man to install a new computer.

Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he’ll always remember.

As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects: penis.

But he is annoyed with her reaction: As he hits “enter”, to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria.

The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!

一位女士帮她老公装电脑。装完后,她要求他选择一个容易记的密码。

开始输入密码时,他想了一下,眼睛一眯,看着老婆不怀好意地笑着。

“Penis(阴茎)“ ,他一个字母接一个字母把密码敲进去,然后按”输入“键。

老婆看到电脑回复后,忍不住笑得浑身颤抖,支撑不住倒在地上。

电脑回复:太短 - 禁止入内!

4 responses to “电脑密码(笑话)

  1. 哈哈,有的密码验证还有强度不够的呢!

  2. 哈哈哈,我笑得眼泪都出来了!

  3. 又短强度又不够,那得多悲催啊,哈哈……

  4. 这个应该是不懂电脑的人编的笑话吧?如果密码太短,系统的回复应该不会是“access denied”,因为只有到登录的时候才会出现与access相关的回复。

发言的人请给自己一个比较好辨识(也比较固定的)ID,凡是没名字的,我就删掉了。

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