处对象的秘诀


和妹子相处,要义就是:

若她涉世未深,就带她看尽人间繁华;
若她心已沧桑,就带她坐旋转木马。

和阿哥相处,要义就是:

若他情窦初开,你就宽衣解带;
如他阅人无数,你就灶边炉台。

(来自网络)

One response to “处对象的秘诀

  1. 能这么曲意逢迎,还有处不好的对象吗?

发言的人请给自己一个比较好辨识(也比较固定的)ID,凡是没名字的,我就删掉了。

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