邻居道歉信引发的轩然大波

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A man received a message from his neighbor…

Sorry that I have been using your wife…

I have been using day and night…

I use whenever you are not at home…

In fact, I have been using more than you do…

I confess to you about this because I feel very guilty…

I hope you will accept my sincere apology!

(某男收到邻居短信:对不起,我用了你的老婆,日用夜用,只要你不在家我就用,事实上,我用得比你还多。我现在向你坦白这些,主要是因为我感到内疚,希望你能接受我诚挚的歉意。)

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife…

(某男回到家后,与老婆大闹一场。)

Few minutes later he received another message…

Sorry for my typo earlier, I mean your wifi

(几分钟后,某男收到邻居另一封短信:对不起,刚才打错字了,我的意思是我用了你的无线上网……)

3 responses to “邻居道歉信引发的轩然大波

  1. 故意的吧

  2. 差个字母,误会大了。 我也干过类似的事情,把同事的“分机号”写成了“飞机号”还群发。刚发完,有同事就回复了:看来&&&真有钱啊,已经开始用飞机了,我当时那个汗呀:( 步步

  3. 哈哈,wife和wifi,真是差之毫厘谬以千里!

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