“我还是个味精啊!”(18+)

一个女老外教一个中国小伙练口语:

女老外:thanks
小伙儿:sex
女老外:no thanks
小伙儿:no sex
女老外:thank you
小伙儿:suck you
我靠,女老外急了。
女老外:sex and thanks, they are different word, remember, it’s very
important!
小伙子:very impotent
女老外:come on, impor…tant, not impo…tent.
小伙子:OK, impo…tent.
女老外:Do you know what the impotent means?
小伙子:what?
女老外:anyway, you don’t want to be impotent.
小伙子:no,i want to be impotent.
女老外: how come a man want to be impotent.
小伙子:because I’d like to.
女老外彻底崩溃了,扑向小伙,伸出手来就掏鸟窝,  let me check it!
小伙吓得立马帐篷就塌了,大喊,不要啊,I am still a 味精啊…

(来自网络)

4 responses to ““我还是个味精啊!”(18+)

  1. 以前看过一个笑话,有个人去见工,被问:“ Sex?”, 答:“3 times a week.”
    估计是为编笑话而编.

  2. thanks: 谢谢
    sex:性
    important:重要
    impotent:阳痿,性无能
    味精:virgin(处女,处男)

  3. 小伙子的发音真捉急!

  4. 小伙子故意搞的吧?不然怎么会“搭帐篷”呢?说明他知道自己在说什么(sex, impotent)。

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